Words & Silent Treatment

Jokes of the day. Just for fun !!

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
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A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

Kak Long : Tak terlibat mahupun bersubahat ..ehehhehehe..awak fikirlah sendiri!!

Comments

Rumah Kuning said…
hehe...padan muka dia!!!
Friday, July 25, 2008
kaklong said…
hehehehe...kelakar ek..padan muka si suami. cerita2 kelakar ni kadangkala boleh kurangkan stress kn? kaklong mcm mana? tertekan lg? :)
Friday, July 25, 2008
Akak said…
Salam KakLong...

hahaa padan muka laki dia sapa suruh main tulis2..bior dia rase..
Friday, July 25, 2008
Abang Long said…
Tidak bercakap. Cuma tinggalkan jejak dan 'kata - kata' disini.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Anonymous said…
Huhuhu... biasanya si isteri la yg selalu beralah klu terjadi krisis mcm ni . Klu kita tak kejut bangun pagi, siapa yg susah, kita gak yg susah.... Tapi klu geram sgt, anak2 la yg jadi mangsa suruh kejut bapanya . hehehehe....
Saturday, July 26, 2008
~Cinta Cukulet~ said…
hehe..tulah sapa suruh gaduh2 sendirik yg rugi
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Noushy Syah said…
That is hilarious but true....hehhehhe

Agreed..

...I was talking and talking explaining something to my elder brother whom seem listening attentively only found out his not listening and answered," What were you saying,Noushy!!? GRRRRRR....

..as for the 2nd one, serve him right!lolz!

Happy weekend Kak Long,keep smiling.
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Juezura said…
CIKGU PANJI,WILDA,akak, MiloAis,abang Long->>dalam kelakar ada mesej tersirat dlm lawak ni, kita perlu fokus kat org yg sedang berbual dengan kita dan jangan gaduh2 okey..kita gak rugi...ahaks
Monday, July 28, 2008
Juezura said…
Ila & Noushy--->Sabar jer la dgn orang bernama lelaki ini ek..ahaks
Monday, July 28, 2008
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