Simfoni Hati..Symphony of my heart

Jokes of the day. Just for fun !! A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?' *********************************************** A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment . Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 A...

Thanks to Ila yg share jokes ni dgn kak long . Now I share the jokes with everyone . Senyum yer ...jangan tak senyum pulak. Dapat jugak mengubat hati duka pasal minyak..ihiks. JOKE 1 TO TAKE IS BETTER THAN TO GIVE One day, the tax collector was seen walking around Pak Pandir's village .. As he was walking across the river that encircled the village, he slipped and fell in . Not knowing how to swim, his fate appeared sealed . But the helpful villagers had other ideas . They gathered by the banks of the river in a desperate attempt to save the drowning tax collector . " Give us your hand, give us your hand," they shouted . But the drowning man did not extend his hand . The villagers were puzzled and were becoming more desperate . One of the villagers noticed Pak Pandir was passing by and ran towards him screaming, " Pak Pandir, the tax collector fell into the water and is drowning . We are trying to save him but he appears reluctant to give us his hand ." "...