Thursday, July 24, 2008

Words & Silent Treatment

Jokes of the day. Just for fun !!

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
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A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

Kak Long : Tak terlibat mahupun bersubahat ..ehehhehehe..awak fikirlah sendiri!!

9 comments:

CIKGU PANJI said...

hehe...padan muka dia!!!

wilda said...

hehehehe...kelakar ek..padan muka si suami. cerita2 kelakar ni kadangkala boleh kurangkan stress kn? kaklong mcm mana? tertekan lg? :)

Akak said...

Salam KakLong...

hahaa padan muka laki dia sapa suruh main tulis2..bior dia rase..

Abang Long said...

Tidak bercakap. Cuma tinggalkan jejak dan 'kata - kata' disini.

Ila said...

Huhuhu... biasanya si isteri la yg selalu beralah klu terjadi krisis mcm ni . Klu kita tak kejut bangun pagi, siapa yg susah, kita gak yg susah.... Tapi klu geram sgt, anak2 la yg jadi mangsa suruh kejut bapanya . hehehehe....

~Cinta Milo Ais~ said...

hehe..tulah sapa suruh gaduh2 sendirik yg rugi

Noushy Syah said...

That is hilarious but true....hehhehhe

Agreed..

...I was talking and talking explaining something to my elder brother whom seem listening attentively only found out his not listening and answered," What were you saying,Noushy!!? GRRRRRR....

..as for the 2nd one, serve him right!lolz!

Happy weekend Kak Long,keep smiling.

Kak Zue said...

CIKGU PANJI,WILDA,akak, MiloAis,abang Long->>dalam kelakar ada mesej tersirat dlm lawak ni, kita perlu fokus kat org yg sedang berbual dengan kita dan jangan gaduh2 okey..kita gak rugi...ahaks

Kak Zue said...

Ila & Noushy--->Sabar jer la dgn orang bernama lelaki ini ek..ahaks

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